I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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