Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
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If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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