I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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