its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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