their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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