You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
My ass is underappreciated
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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