remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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