my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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