Whoa Z and x make the same sound
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
So I just went to clothing optional bar
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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