and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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