I wanna passion pit in your ass
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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