Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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