Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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