I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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