god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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