I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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