her vagine was all disorganized.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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