I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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