it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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