Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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