My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You need a sexual gate keeper
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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