3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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