Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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