I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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