You really coming over, don't trick.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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