UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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