I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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