whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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