Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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