honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
You're like the curious george of whores
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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