i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
we're making bets on your personal life
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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