Cold hands, warm shart.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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