my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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