is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
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my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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