WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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