Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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