Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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