just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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