Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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