I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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