He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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