they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
