so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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