im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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