ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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