My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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