dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
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That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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