Where is the hickey?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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