Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
we're making bets on your personal life
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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