there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You may now shotgun with the bride
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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