i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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