in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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