Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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