YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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