he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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