You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
high people should be assigned attendants
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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